We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.

3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!

The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!

hotel cart diving by BayAreaWillI September 16, 2013

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hotel bella muerte

Hotel Bella Bella Muerte is Spanish for "Hotel of beautiful death". It is used in the song "The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You" by My Chemical Romance

"Lost in the prescription she's got something else in mind ,check into the Hotel Bella Muerte"

hotel bella muerte by lucyatwel December 26, 2016

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Hotel Banquet

A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.

Not a meal you wanted.

Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?

Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!

Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?

Guest 2: Yep!

Hotel Banquet by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013

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Hotel Wipe

When you use a hotel washcloth to wipe your ass.

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.

Hotel Wipe by Itsnotnutella December 5, 2014

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