Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

boner holster

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006

In the Holster

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"

by Beisner March 29, 2005

Hopster

The next big thing. Hipsters are too mainstream nowadays, so become a hopster. A hopster is someone who does everything after it has already become uncool.

Is that guy wearing jean shorts? Wow, what a hopster!

by The next big thing December 6, 2013

cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

by slapmeat July 29, 2003

Jaden Hossler

The hottest person to ever walk Earth. Who is married to me

Oh my gosh Jaden Hossler is my new husband

by annabardeen May 25, 2020

dick holster

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement

1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006