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A very annoying troll In the game Combat Arms that Hangs out in Golf Channel 2. He used to be in alpha 1 until Nexon added clearance levels.

He goes on and on about religious bullshit.
holsters: The apocalypse will not only bring pain, but also knowlage.
me: sdfu holsters
random noob: someone gift me a black key!
by georgepiejr May 06, 2010
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To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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The strings that go next to your face on Camren™ brand pants

If you wear them you get arrested

Markers sold separately
"Whoa look at the holster of that dudes pants, ya think they're Camrens™?"
by MaxieIsGay December 19, 2017
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Used usually with a bandolier for carrying tequila and shot glasses out on the roof
I watched as a naked girl with a tequila holster pours tequila to a man
by Cutty Sark April 23, 2007
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To wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the penis through for support, thus a holster. Preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. Quite ideal for blowjobs or holding up large penis'.
"Dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schlong from hanging out the bottom of his shorts."

"My girlfriend was having trouble keeping my dick in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster."
by Bigger Mike September 03, 2006
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More known as a gun, Holster is the COOLIEST kid on the block, around the block, inside the block, over it, under it, and outside the block. She loves tim and jerm more than she hates animals, and that's a LOT. She comes off as a stunning soft chick, but she can make you shut your mouth if you piss her off. But the most important of all, she's best friends with two kids tht aren't even one millionth of as cool as she is. named Tim and Jerm. If she wasn't in existance, neither would Tim and Jerm. They come as ONE.
Tim: Yo Holster is the $h!+.
Person 1: isn't that a gun?
Jerm: I dunno, chief.
Tim: omg she's the coolest bitch on the planet! If you don't know her then gtfo!
by TimOhTee July 06, 2011
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The definition of this word is ok /no problem it’s a common slang used in Ireland
Are you and Martyna lipsing ?”
“Holster”
by Vivianx4 October 13, 2018
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