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shit-housed

(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".
I did like 12 beer bongs last night. I was totally shit-housed.
by Seeker of Soporifics February 13, 2005
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hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.
Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?
by Telephony November 28, 2011
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Hossell

Literal meaning: I ate a baby.

Hossell's are pretty much the sexiest people on this planet. They are fantastic friends and Amazing in bed. heheeheh. Hossell's have a tendency to lighten up one's day through their brilliant-but-slightly-crazy sense of humour and strange animal noises. However, Hossell's generally have crap taste in music, for example Dubstep and other such nonsense, and they are well known for their "jerking-off-the-giant" dance at parties.
Hossell's are wonderful people to be around and if you are ever fortunate enough to meet one then you should snap them up quickly, because they never realise how awesome they actually are.
In addition, Hossell's are well known for their exquisite taste in food, their permanent drunken-like state and their let's-sit-around-doing-bugger-all genes. Hossell's are wonderful procrastinators.
They also tend to attract quite weird friends, so beware of these potential alliances.
Girl 1 : Did you just see that Hossell walk past?

Girl 2 : Yeah he was something else! Check out the ass on that bootay!

Hossell : GET IN MA BELLEH!
by Rod&Tod January 25, 2011
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Hossette

Hey Cheryl, way to beat Super Mario Bros. III in 14 minutes and 37 seconds. You're a fuckin' Hossette!
by J-Tin September 27, 2009
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hosed

1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked
"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"
by wise February 14, 2003
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shit housed

He was shit HOUSED last night at that party
by lacy May 7, 2003
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Hossein

The most wonderful and happy guy in the world. Always a great smile on his face. Acts like he doesn't care, but really cares a lot.
He doesn't say easily: 'I love you'. A simple guy but very strange and hard to find. Himself isn't a large (big) man but has unbelievable enormous and beautiful Penis (WOWWW when it is erected)!
'What's your dream?'
'Sleeping with Hossein and play with his Penis!'
by Neljatte February 13, 2010
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