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Literal meaning: I ate a baby.

Hossell's are pretty much the sexiest people on this planet. They are fantastic friends and Amazing in bed. heheeheh. Hossell's have a tendency to lighten up one's day through their brilliant-but-slightly-crazy sense of humour and strange animal noises. However, Hossell's generally have crap taste in music, for example Dubstep and other such nonsense, and they are well known for their "jerking-off-the-giant" dance at parties.
Hossell's are wonderful people to be around and if you are ever fortunate enough to meet one then you should snap them up quickly, because they never realise how awesome they actually are.
In addition, Hossell's are well known for their exquisite taste in food, their permanent drunken-like state and their let's-sit-around-doing-bugger-all genes. Hossell's are wonderful procrastinators.
They also tend to attract quite weird friends, so beware of these potential alliances.
Girl 1 : Did you just see that Hossell walk past?

Girl 2 : Yeah he was something else! Check out the ass on that bootay!

Hossell : GET IN MA BELLEH!
Hossell by Rod&Tod January 25, 2011
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hassellhoffed 

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.
After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.
hassellhoffed by wvumommy September 13, 2010
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hossenlopp 

A bunch of white racist people that like to smoke weed. And rape people in the butt
I saw a 'hossenlopp' yesterday
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your a hassell
hassell by roo June 20, 2003

Hostelling 

The act of meeting a stranger, taking them back to a shared hostel room and sleeping with them when other people are in the room. Variations - hostelled.
Crab: "Did you have a good weekend in Camden?"
Peter: "I met an absolute ho and indulged in some hostelling."
Crab: "I bet you hostelled her good?!"
Hostelling by MaddieClip December 14, 2009
A person who claims to wear designer clothes but it is obviously noticeable that they are from the swapmeet. Is very funny and can get all the ladies. Is not afraid of being rebuked.
Hessell is so fly.
Hessell by Mignuggets_ February 4, 2017

hosselmossel 

The Hosselmossel is a Duch title (unofficial) given to a certain person within a defined group who either gets most girls/boys, or has had the latest new fix
This guy is the "hosselmossel", he fixed a shit load of chicks
hosselmossel by Mrmsl August 22, 2017