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Tim Hortons

best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another Canadian enterprise assimilated by a huge American multi-billion dollar conglomerate (Wendy's bought out the chain in the late '90s).
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Tim Hortons

The President of Canada. That's right. Tim Hortons owns Canada. And we couldn't be more happy.
U.S.A. has Obama, Canada has Tim Hortons!!

Who are we going to turn to for our economic problems? Timmy's!!
by Cobes February 17, 2010
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tim hortons

Let's go to tim hortons
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Tim Horton's

1. A very large and powerful franchise in Canada that celebrated 40 years of serving hot beverages and breakfast in 2004. Tim Horton's popularity is similar to that of Starbucks in the USA.
Man, everywhere I go there is a Tim Horton's on every corner.
by Jaywalker July 10, 2005
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Horton Hole

A euphemism for female genitals originating in Hastings UK.
Steady! I really like Horton holes.
by Hastingstwink May 10, 2010
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Tim Horton's

Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.
Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?
by jimleanbeefbean June 28, 2009
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joseph horton

Who i am rn

Im Joseph horton. People lime this are sweat and loves cuddles but also love sex and they double!
Girl 1: have you seen Joseph horton. He is the sweat and he loves cuddles.

Girl 2: ikr I would love to date him
by Josephofthe12yearolds April 18, 2021
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