Hooker

1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.

2. An insult meant for a friend.

1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."

2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"

by Kolt Cunningham January 14, 2009

hooker

Slang,What you might call a close friend. used like the word buddy or pal.not the traditional definition. OR, a reference to girls or women that might, or might not be actual women for hire.What i always call my friend Bill X when i see him, and he responds in the same fashion.

Jack: Yo hooker ! whats going on ?
Bill: nothing much hooker what about you ?

Lotsa hookers in this bar good call coming here.

by Jack de wack May 10, 2008

hooker

Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.

Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.

by HATT August 10, 2006

Hooker

A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!

This Hookers with the shit, done stole my car, phone, Facebook and Google accounts.

by J Milluh October 6, 2018

hooker

in old days a hooker was a dutch fisherman.

the hooker caught alot of bass today.

by Iain Hooker October 2, 2007

hookers

my type of women!!!!!!!!

you, get me some hookers!

by MasterX October 16, 2004

Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team

My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.

by RachHarding December 28, 2007