hooky

Absence without leave; truancy.

All John does is play hooky from school and stay home & do drugs.

by illEATurHARTout March 12, 2004

Hookah

What the catepillar was smoking out of in "Alice in Wonderland"

Tell 'em all a hookah smoking catepillar has given you the call

by anonymous November 18, 2003

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

hookah slam

The act of taking a puff from a hookah (and holding it in), throwing back a gulp of beer (or any other intoxicating beverage of your choice), and then exhaling. The feeling is both stimulus and stimulus at the same time. You will taste both the flavour of the tobacco and the beer, as well as any recently consumed meals.

David: man, this American beer is so weak...
Craig: bro, just try throwing back a hookah slam
David: a WHAT?
Craig: a HOOKAH SLAM
David: a hookah what?
Craig: hookah SLAM
David: ...
Craig: ...
David: :O
Craig: ...
David: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Craig: I told ya

by hookahchamp June 20, 2013

Hookah Nick

A person who is the god of everything that is and will be hookah. His wise and noble hookah ways usually lead to a gathering of disciples, whom try to learn his dark and mysterious hookah teachings. A Hookah Nick status can be obtained by showing hookah novices something they've never seen before hookah related, which is shortly followed by their eternal devotion and blowjobs.

See also "Hookah Fluffer"

Hookah Nick showed me a new brand of tobacco yesterday and man was it awesome! He really did deserve that blowjob I gave him.

by Imnothookahnick December 2, 2009

Hookah Hog

A friend or stranger that doesn't share the hookah and takes more puffs than anyone else while trying to play it off as having a small lung capacity.

Dang hookah hog, if your name isn't Willie or Snoop, pass the pipe!

by CHH November 6, 2007

myspace hooka

a person who likes to be on myspace about fourteen out of twenty-four hours a day. They are preferbley women but can be those "emo gentlemen". They are on so much these side affects may accur: eating disorders, sudden nudity, insomnia, lack of social activity, accept computer friends. They usually love to take pictures of themselves a little bit to much and are usually half naked during most of these pictures and make pornographic faces or acts. Leading a "myspace hooka life" is not a way to live, it is worst then doing Heroine and even acts of prostitution, but it is however a great way to make false friends that you will never really have a relationship wif.

Julia: "Tiffany gurrl c'mon I came over here to go to da clubs and bump and grind and geet boozed out of my mind and you've been checking yo myspace for 4 hours now and you didn't even get ready..you look like a 5 dollar hoe."

Tiffany: "you just trippin' I just posted a new picture and I need to get at least five comments in an hour and one friend request or my reputation will be ruined!"

Julia: "whatev hoe you ain't nothing but a myspace hooka, I'm leaving trick I wanna get my freak-a-leak on and I can't do that with you attatched to that damn computer peace Biatch!"

Tiffany: "your just hatin' 'cause I gots mo friends than you do and I'm pretty and I ain't got a weeve slut!"

by Adri! at the waffle house June 14, 2006