hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

hoodwink

When a fat ass pussy has an even fatter orgasm right in front of your nose.

Yo, homeboy, I got super soaked in da face last night when Shawntay hoodwinked my ass... sheeeeit.

by BabyDickBlackBalls January 17, 2011

hoodwinks

gay idiot who uses time to look up things in a dictionary. homosexual

a homesexual person who uses time to write things in a dictionary.

by s2 splat February 2, 2004

Hoodwinks

my dad
and team king

Who is that on 59-0? must be hoodwinks

by Repti|e April 25, 2003

Hoodwink Ho

A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....

That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.

by everythingsalie February 24, 2023

white hoodwinked

White hoodwinked means exactly what it sounds like. A racist white politician who lies, hides the truth, or cheats to get elected.

Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.

by 2B+ March 1, 2020