Hoobastank

Something about a shoe fetish.

The drummer himself said, "It's a term that people in Southern California use to describe a shoe fetish"

So there you go. Besides that, it's a band. If you hadn't caught that already.

MTV plays Hoobastank's "The Reason" too much.

by Kenjirara June 29, 2004

Hood stank

Someone whose attitude is falsely confident because it is arrogant; but derives from being ghetto.

Beyoncé is bougie but Megan thee Stallion is hood stank.

by Countdown_Krew February 25, 2021

Hoobastank

A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.

The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Hoobastank

A band that is compared to Incubus by people who don't actually know anything about either band.

Hoobastank owns you all.

by JiaXue November 23, 2003

hoobastank

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"

"aw man! hoobastank?"

by Chris May 13, 2005

hoobastank

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.

d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay

by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004

Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.

Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!

by SMQ April 25, 2005