hillbilly honeymoon

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.

Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

Honeymoon effect

This is the feeling you get when your around a person you are just starting to get to know on a deeper level. Its the warm fuzzies inside, the "everything is good with this person" feeling..and it makes you think of nothing else but that time right then and there. The honeymoon effect is something you want to last a long time..but your afraid that soon it will dissapear...which ushually it does, and subsides to a deeper and more knowledgable love of the other person. When the honeymoon effect is gone...it just gets started, and gets better!

My soon to be boyfriend told me "see..they call what we are experiencing the honeymoon effect"..and I think he was secretly wanting this feeling to last forever.

by carmelcat June 18, 2010

eskimo honeymoon

When a man has sex with a friends ex wife while she is wearing her wedding dress from her past wedding with the ex.

You had sex with Jason's ex in her wedding dress, that's a nice Eskimo honeymoon

by Spanky716 November 09, 2013

Poo Honeymoon

The socially acceptable length of time one should wait between doing a poo and having sex.

Q. Are you in the mood dear?
A. Yeah but I'm still on Poo Honeymoon

by BarrySmith June 28, 2011

honeymoon hole

The one hole that is still virginal and hasnt been penetrated, usually for females its the anus. This allows you to still wear white on yer wedding day and ensures your mate they have something to look foward to.

Hey! watch it buddy thats my honeymoon hole.

by trixxy b damned November 15, 2006

honeymoon period

The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.

Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.

by TheLastPunslinger May 13, 2005

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 19, 2014