hoiny

The crevice between your thigh and shin
Very lickable.

" GUURRRRRL. AIDAN LICKED MY HOINY"
"your hoINY?! I could use a good hoiny licking right about now"

by hoinylicker July 21, 2017

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015

Hointje oll

A breed of pig

Wow that hointje oll will taste nice

by Hejakdndjsksnsns69 September 7, 2021

Hoing it up

The term for being a ho or acting like a slut. If you are caught hoing it up you will forever be deemed a slut. So don't do it.

"Hey man, why do you have to ho it up all the time?"

"Dude, I don't ho it up."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Hoiney

A nickname for your favorite human of the opposite gender (not dating)

"Can Hoiney come over? I haven't seen her/him all month!"

by LapizzaLazuli July 28, 2017

Hoint

A spray of saliva that shoots out from under ones tongue. Often someone will "hoint", aka. gleek , on accident when yawning or opening their mouth widely. Hointing can also be referred to as " gleeking ".

Sometimes I yawn real big and accidentally hoint on my cell phone screen, then I've got to carefully dry it off.

by GoaterGirl July 29, 2019

hoint

the inadvertent stream of saliva that shoots from the saliva gland, usually after you eat something sweet and apply your tounge to the roof of your mouth, (like your saying the letter "L"). synonyms: gleet, or gleek

"The sweet candy made me hoint in my friends eye with the precision of an archerfish."

by arturo September 22, 2005