Horneranxious

A riff on "hornery" which is the sensation of being ornery due to being horny. It is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

Horneranxious is horny + ornery + anxious. The word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

It can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to fuck frequently to relieve tension.

My man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

I have a big interview tomorrow. I'm horneranxious. Can we fuck already?

by barnabeast January 16, 2010

hoonery

(Noun) The active descriptive form of the word "hoon:"

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..

2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

"What sort of hoonery are we getting up to today?"

by advanceatspeed August 5, 2017

hornery

adj. A general cantankerousness experienced in times of erotic drought.

I thought it was PMS, but I realized my girl was just hornery.

by Silvio Rabioso August 5, 2009

Hooner

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

by Bigmangaelen February 1, 2021

Hornery

The condition one succumbs to when one is sexually frustrated to the point of aggression.

"He's in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid."
"Don't mind him, he's just hornery."

by Professor Wormbog January 4, 2006

honer

a partial erection; neither limp nor hard

Jeremy had a honer after the first kiss.

by Krista Baker April 13, 2006

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015