Mr. Hofschild

The greatest most amazing teacher in the world. He's also short, and good at doing physics.
Has a goatee, glasses, and is a beast.

Student1: I have a good teacher.
Student2: Is his name Mr. Hofschild?
Student1: No.
Student2: Then shut up.

by Special Kyle May 27, 2010

Hofstra University

A beautiful 240 acre campus right outside of New York City. It ranks top in the nation for business, communications, education and liberal arts and sciences offering over 140 majors. It has hosted large events such as the third Presidential Debate, Gubernatorial Debate, and Live at 75 with Trey Songz and Jimmy Fallon. Hofstra is an incredible place to be.

Kid 1: What is the best campus you have visited when looking for schools?

Kid 2: I liked a lot of them, but Hofstra University was definitely my favorite!

by I<3HU November 9, 2010

Hofstra University

(a) A private university located in Hempstead, NY.It is located on Long Island and filled with DRAMA.

(b) It is very easy to get booty in Hofstra because girls are easy.

"I went to Hofstra and hooked up with a guy who lied about having a girlfriend. so much drama!"

by Mookie January 31, 2005

Hofscience

Hofscience is the Fayian interpretation of science and scientific procedures. It utilizes the Fayian prefix "Hof", meaning, "Much poon involved".

*Imagine you are sneezing and saying the word "science", at the same time.

Ex: The world hofscience is a world hofmystery

by Hofscience October 12, 2013

Hofstetter

An act done by someone who is overly aware that he is the shortest person in the room.

"Man, why does that dude always have to Hofstetter his way into every conversation?"

by Bob Hofstetter February 22, 2010

hoffsexual

Any man who is not native to Germany and yet can stir teutonic passions with an arrogant self denial of their own inescapable naffness, which may take the form of (but not exclusively): an outrageously large curly head of hair, shirtless leather outfits, 80's style dad dancing, or general homoerotic behaviour. Non-Germanic types may suffer extremes of emotion when if the vicinity of a hoffsexual. See also hoff, hasselhoff and bowiesexual

That twat is soooo hoffsexual, I don't know whether to laugh my spleen up or make him eat his own legs.

by LeBeourfCurtaine November 14, 2005

Hofstad

One kick-ass chick!

"Damn!How'd a wimp like Ricky get hooked up with a Hofstad like that?"
"Luck and money."

by Sully:)3 May 16, 2009