HofHs 

Baltimore based clothing line founded in 2007. Despite the brand being 2 years old, the creator has over 17 years in the clothing retail industry. HofHs specializes in One of a kind hand designed clothing for men, women, and children.

Kid 1: Where did you get that bucket hat and hand designed shirt from?
Kid2: Hofhs.com.

HofHs by Henry Haggar September 26, 2009

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Leonard Hofstadter by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Hoffströmming 

Scandinavian origin.
Means an employee that self promotes themselves to be so above the other that they will complain about every single little thing about their fellow colleagues doings that eventually nobody really cares what this person has to say, they might find themselves hoffströmming.

Ugh i can't stand our new co-worker.

Yeah he's obviously hoffströmming again.

Hoffströmming by Esko K September 29, 2022

hohsalotal 

A hohsalotal is an unkempt person, a slob.

It was an embarassment to be seen with Aynaud because he was such a hohsalotal -- he wore wrinkled clothing and rarely shaved.

hohsalotal by eViL pOp TaRt January 19, 2008

Hofshits 

When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.

Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep

Hofshits by Creator69420 September 25, 2019

HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.

1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.

HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008