rotten hootchie

a nasty foul smelling woman or her spoiled cunt, which looks like a decomposed piece of octopi or squid.

oooh, I think she just rubbed her rotten hootchie on me.

by smokebongo November 13, 2010

hotchucation

The act of gender specifying an otherwise non gender specific event and/or object.

Did you see what was on the agenda for the Hotchucation Seminar 2007?

Financial Planning for Women.
Vehicle maintenance - making Her shine from inside, out.
Careers with Merry Maids.
Cooking with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth

Sponsored by:
Mr. Clean
Mrs. Dash
Hurricane Katrina

by BNZ January 29, 2007

hoechair

A person that you are close friends with or dating that you sit on often.

Girl 1: Hey, why are you sitting on Tanner?

Girl 2: It's okay, he's my hoechair.

by AthenaSpeaks September 23, 2012

hotchyko

When you can't decide if you are hot or cold. One minute you're taking off your sweatshirt and t-shirt becasue you're blazing hot. Then a few minutes later your cold. You're hot. You're cold. You're hot. You're cold.

"Omg! I'm so hot, I'm so cold at the same time!!" Natha.. . What's wrong with her? She's HOTshesCOLD, She's hot-chy-ko. Thus, her new name became HOTCHYKO.

by MommaRunsHotandColdToo April 23, 2018

hotchsexual

extreme attraction to aaron hotchner.

you have trauma? so you’re hotchsexual😏

by dakota owenby December 29, 2020

tyler hoechlin

cutiepie.
married
likes playtime

person 1: “oh my god do you want playtime?”
person 2: “only tyler hoechlin can do that!”
person 3: “oh”

by rawrxd210 November 19, 2018

Tyler hoechlin

A absolute sex god with a big dick and he looks like a literally Greek God and he plays derek hale and superman on the cw

Tyler hoechlin is so hot I would love to lick his stomach

by Athena33 April 23, 2021