Volunteer Hooker

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.

Your mother is a volunteer hooker.

by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

corn honker

turd of gigantic proportions, causing much pain and discomfort

screaming..... this is a corn honker of a turd!!!

by katotool January 3, 2008

side honker

The passanger in the car who reaches over to honk your horn at other cars that pissed them off

I hate driving with Savanna, everytime we're in the car she gets roadrage and becomes a side honker

by 3 Sunshines June 12, 2016

honkers

big boobs

I got big honkers. They always bounce when I walk even if I am wearing a bra.

by Stacy February 21, 2004

honker

A large fish

Dan just caught a MASSIVE honker at the lake yesterday!

by MTukansa August 29, 2018

hooker

A commonly used slang term for prostitute. The word is used to refer to a woman who recieves payment for sexual pleasures she gives to the man she is employed by. Popular legend has it that the term "hooker" came from the American Civil War. There are many different versions of the legend involving Major General Joseph Hooker. A common one: Originally called "camp followers" prostitutes would follow the camps of the army. It was the job of the commanding general to make sure that these women were kept away from the soldiers camps. However, General Hooker never bothered to do so. They soon became known as "Hooker's other army" because they could be seen throughout the Union camps. Later it was shortened to "hookers." There are more still that tell of men questioning the identity of the ladies and being told "They're Hooker's" as in, belonging to Hooker, but the name stuck. Despite the many stories, this may or may not be true. The term "hooker" was used in print as early as the 1830's (years before Hooker was a public figure, and around 30 years before he was the head of the Army of the Potomac.) He was not a "pimp" in any way, as a select few rumor him to be, and was quite a good officer despite his failures. His name, however, seems to be linked to these women who sell their bodies for money.

"Look at how she's dressed. She looks like a hooker."

by I Love Erik August 20, 2008