hippopotamus plunger 

the act of taking a shit on your hand then making a fist and shoving it inside a guys/girls ass and thrusting it back and fourth

I totally just did the "hippopotamus plunger" and she loved it

hippopotamus plunger by caso4show the goat master July 10, 2011

Hippothotamus 

When a thot is also an overweight person.

Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah

Hippothotamus by Dirty Chaos March 23, 2017

hippocratamous 

An noun for the man who releases confetti at the wrong time in different situation most commonly 76er games

Here comes the confetti but we didn’t win yet. Must be that damn hippocratamous.

hippocratamous by Bigcelticsfan101 June 2, 2018

Hippopotamus 

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.

Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.

Hippopotamus by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022

Hipporottamus 

The fattest of oafs. A man under 5ft tall who lacks any form of skill or ability.

"Did you see that guy wiff his shot? He's a hipporottamus!"

Hipporottamus by Neeps July 5, 2019

hippopotamus 

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.

Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.

hippopotamus by Megaloman March 10, 2008

hippopotamusalicious 

Wicked Awesome, as in, better than anything else you have experienced. Different, new, exciting, weird, as encountering a hippopotamus would be.

Jeff: Hey man, check out my new coat...it's all orange and shiny shilver.

Tommy: Dude, that's wicked awesome.

Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.

hippopotamusalicious by T......... December 3, 2006