1.An institution thought up in the bowels of hell where the main trading comodities are sex, drugs, and freshmen. Designed to prevent happiness at any cost.
2. A dark, neglected, storage space for the souls of students in little glass vials.
2. A dark, neglected, storage space for the souls of students in little glass vials.
by a57 November 9, 2004
Get the High Schoolmug. Where everybody acts like an even bigger idiot then they do before they go to college.
I'm in High school ...and I kinda agree.
I'm in High school ...and I kinda agree.
Johnny: Look I'm flipping off the camera and the class picture,that was way long ago back in 06' God I'm idiot
Peter: Everyone in high school's an idiot.
Me: I kinda agree.
Peter: Everyone in high school's an idiot.
Me: I kinda agree.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009
Get the High Schoolmug. a. Survival of the fittest.
b. Living Hell
Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).
Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).
Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
b. Living Hell
Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).
Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).
Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.
p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.
p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.
p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.
p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
by DeoxyriboNucleic Acid December 21, 2008
Get the High Schoolmug. A place, usually an institution or run-down shack, that teaches young and aspiring pot smokers how to get high.
Such teachings include how to properly roll a joint, inhaling and exhaling practices, good quality versus bad quality pot, ideal places to smoke, and how to cover up evidence that someone has smoked pot. Usually, if one were to pass all classes and graduate, all graduates receive one free pound of cannibus as a going away gift.
Such teachings include how to properly roll a joint, inhaling and exhaling practices, good quality versus bad quality pot, ideal places to smoke, and how to cover up evidence that someone has smoked pot. Usually, if one were to pass all classes and graduate, all graduates receive one free pound of cannibus as a going away gift.
"Hey, you wanna go to the beach with us tonight?"
"Naw, thanks dude. I got High School tomorrow. I need to stay home and practice rolling this joint. We're having a test."
"Naw, thanks dude. I got High School tomorrow. I need to stay home and practice rolling this joint. We're having a test."
by Bugaboo June 17, 2006
Get the High Schoolmug. 
A buliding designed to reveal the true nerd in all of us. The main points you'll find here are no recess, 30 minute lunches, crappy air conditioners, terrible dress codes.. The truth is that High School will be none of the "fun" your parents say it will be. Unless your a senior, life can be difficult here. It puts pressure on you by giving you 50 geometry qoustions each night for homework, while just 1 takes an hour to complete. Lets face it.. HIGH SCHOOL IS LIVING HELL!
Mother: High school will be the best years of your life.
Kid: But mom, Urban Dictionary says its a living hell.
Kid: But mom, Urban Dictionary says its a living hell.
by GoldenPlatforma September 2, 2009
Get the High Schoolmug.