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Heinous Anus

The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO...
GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!
by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010
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Heimdal

Heimdal is a synonym for weed or hash
Should we smoke Heimdal today?
by swagflacko September 5, 2015
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Heizou

Super cute and adorable guy from Gemahlin impact. Also the one punch man in Gemahlin impact like he can one shot everything at level 1 with no talent level up and artifacts
He is the skrunkly basically
Person1: Hey, Who is this red hair cute guy or something?
Person 2: OMG shikanoin heizou!?!?! He is the skrunkly double tap if you would skrunkly the when
by opalnight(real!!!!!!!!!!!) August 9, 2022
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Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.
by keifermail April 15, 2014
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Hemmoroids

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Raunchy Heimlich

When you're tag teaming a bitch doggystyle and guy #1 fucks her so hard that she pukes all over guy #2s dick. Unphased guy 2 crams his dick back down her throat makes her shit on guy #1s dick.
I think we're both gonna need a shower bro, that raunchy heimlich was fuckin' intense brother.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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Hemobalistic

Someone's who's so afraid to look at the needle while having their blood drawn, and becomes combative.
My patient went Hemobalistic when she glanced down as the needle was being inserted.
by Rimaseesitall1 June 8, 2016
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