heghog

A creature that likes weed, and says chyeah alot.

heghog, pass the joint.

by garysteez March 27, 2011

Hegarty maths

Hell! Run by Collin hegarty and should be shut down immediately.

Guy1: bye got to do hegarty maths
Guy2: same my teacher set me 5 MORE TASKS BECAUSE I DONE THEM IN 1 MINUTE!!

by Hegarty maths hater April 6, 2019

Hegni

Known for having an abnormally large head, making a resemblance to Megamind.

Hegni is normally Ethiopian and has a micro penis.

Look at Hegni and his big fucking head lmao

by SudarHasA7InchWang December 15, 2018

HEGGIES

having to share with your friends

A youngster while wlth friends, got / purchased something usually candy or other goodies, someone in yell the group would say "Heggies" and the one with the goodies had to share with the group.

by Red Hook January 16, 2010

corporate hegemony

Corporate influence over the masses. The ultimate goal is to have the masses, or sheeple if you would, completely stripped of critical thinking so that we can be controlled and manipulated like consumer puppets. Have us all addicted to pop culture and media so that we never question what our fearless leaders in Washington and Wall Street are doing to better themselves at our expense.

Here you go Martha and Jed, have another sip of the corporate hegemony Kool-Aid. You wouldn't want to actually get your news from an unreliable source that is not owned by MSM corporate interests would you? Don't go all conspiracy-theory on me now; don't forget we have plenty of TV to watch tonight .... you know how I can't stand where I actually have to think for myself.

by TruthseekingMerican November 25, 2013

hegv

Robert

Person 1: My name is Robert.
Person 2: hegv!

by Toe Dynasty August 31, 2022

hegan

a trendy male that is a vegan; in other words, a guy that does not eat any animal product of any kind (meat, fish, butter, milk, and cheese) and most likely does his weekly shop at Whole Foods.
Most hegans are hip, cool, and do the vegan thing because they want to look and feel good about themselves; rather than a vegan that is an animal rights activist.

"Hey Rodney, we just made up a batch of our homemade keilbassa tonight! Wanna try one?"
"No thanks, man. I am a hegan!

Gotta look good on the beach this summer.

by yendiva March 26, 2010