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1. (n) a hungover, mean bastard of a poster on a board or in a chatroom, who hates anyone and anything conceived more than 20 miles from where he resides. Not dangerous/malicious unless out of ciggies or cider, and invariably loyal almost to the point of pychosis

2. (n) a post by that is blunt to the point of making your eyes water, but also accurate as far as content is concerned
Innocent Poster: "Should I have red or white wine with chicken?"
heggs:"I like beer, me."
IP: "But that isn't helpful to me."
heggs: "Take yer whiney tard shite and fuck off then."
IP: "Thanks, heggs"

2. Innocent poster: "Good morning."
heggs: "Morning fucker? It ain't morning here, ya daft bastard."
Rest of community: "Morning heggs."
heggs by ewe-no-who February 24, 2004
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having to share with your friends
A youngster while wlth friends, got / purchased something usually candy or other goodies, someone in yell the group would say "Heggies" and the one with the goodies had to share with the group.
HEGGIES by Red Hook January 16, 2010
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heggs • Higgs • Hegseth • Heggie • HEGGIES • Higgsy • Hegge • hegging • Hegsething • Hegstext

Higgs-Jordan 

(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.
"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."
"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"
Higgs-Jordan by HCSS January 11, 2009

Higgsbants 

Banter is to speak or act playfully or wittily. Higgsbants is when a person tries to have banter, but does so poorly and becomes and repeat offender. That banter then becomes Higgsbants.
Luke- " Everybody got their soccer shirts cleaned for the game tomorrow?"

Steve- "If by shirts cleaned you mean, cleaning last weeks goals off then no."

Luke- " wow, unreal Higgsbants."
Higgsbants by stehiggs April 19, 2017

Heggedal 

Someplace far east in Norway where a bunch of rednecks live. There isn't much to look at, but there are several descent kebab-restaurants which are worth a visit. Even though the town is pretty far from civilization, Heggedal is best known for the obnoxious brats, rats and bad schools. It is often referred as a ghetto.
"I'm off to Heggedal to shoot some wild badgers."
Heggedal by Mathiasle May 20, 2010
A large, subhuman person who tag teams with their brother in an ultra tag team combo.
Damn, the Hegge's really looked good in that fight yesterday.
Hegge by Hegge Worshipper March 27, 2008

Higgs Bozo Effect

The Higgs Bozo Effect is best described as fuck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn't touch it it still turns to shit? This person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite sex, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. This effect is named after the Higgs Bozon see god particle and or Peter Higgs
Look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his Higgs Bozo Effect cock blocks us.

Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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