Hbd

Hey/hey big dick

“HBD last night we had fun, wanna do it again? xoxo 💋"

by Jiixon November 1, 2023

HBD

An HBD is an acronym for a "Hefty Butch Dyke", the dominant, more masculine partner in a lesbian relationship. Can bench press at least 305 and is often times a huge Karen. 50/50 will throw hands in an argument.

person 1: "Jesus Christ is that a guy?"
person 2: "chill, that's an HBD if i ever saw one. steer clear."

by lizardjuice November 12, 2023

HBD

Hefty Butch Dyke. A lesbian who is the man of the relationship, typically one who has heft.

She’s an HBD

by Fatnum November 17, 2023

HBD

When a place has more billionaires per square kilometre than sense. Usually refers to ultra-wealthy enclaves where luxury cars outnumber parking spaces and a “starter home” costs the GDP of a small island nation.

Monaco’s got such HBD it’s basically a billionaire zoo - yachts instead of cars, and even the coffee costs a down payment.”

by Kiwilivvy October 8, 2025

Hbd Rate

Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.

-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday

-Don't like the person: "hbd"

-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"

-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"

-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"

-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"

-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"

-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes

Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.

I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!

Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.

by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011

HBD (Head Bobbing Disease)

HBD is Probably the most laziest ways of animation ever known. HBD is a growing cancer cell that infects animators in this community known as the 'meme animators' community which has a confirmed pedo art tracer as a member. HBD is only good when it's used in porn.

Carla: Look at my animation meme that I made!
Ashley: That aint animation, just head bobbing lol.
Carla: NO IT ISN'T THIS IS AMAZING REEEEee!!!1
Ashley: I'm afraid that you have been infected with HBD (Head Bobbing disease)
Carla: You don't understand! *hiss*1

by BasementDwellingFuck March 27, 2019

Hbd Nbd

The most efficiently epic way of wishing someone a happy birthday. Hbd standing for "Happy Birthday" and Nbd standing for "No Big Deal", It's devious Rhyme make this phrase special in a unique way..

"oooh that's right it's Phil's birthday today!"
*Goes on facebook*

Dear Phil, Hbd Nbd Buddy!
0 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

by JG-LNB November 21, 2010