Sneaky Hawking

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.

It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.

by C fizzle snaps Stugots January 23, 2007

Hawkwind

marijuana--Named for the seminal psychedelic British rock band Hawkwind who have released records that are so fucked up that you don't actually require pot to get high!

"Dude, got any 'wind?" (using the abbreviation "'wind" is always appropriate when hanging out with rockers, and the phrase "hawking some wind" is also an acceptable, uh, thing)

by Dutchman March 22, 2003

faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.

I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.

by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008

Steven Hawking

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018

hawkinged

As in Stephen Hawking. A reference to his head lean and non responsive demeanor, which is closely imitated by the consumption of too much marijuana.

He smoked so much last night he was hawkinged out on the couch, head bobbing, not sayin a word!

by Jimmyjay09 December 20, 2010

Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham

Hawking ham come down from there

by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020