faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

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Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.

I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.

by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008

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Steven Hawking

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018

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Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham

Hawking ham come down from there

by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020

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"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010

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