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to go Hawaii

A dump so large that the pile of shit breaks the surface of the toilet water, superficially reminiscent of how the Hawaiian Islands were formed from underwater volcanoes many millions of years ago.
There is a fairly good chance that I am going to go Hawaii tomorrow morning after I finish the ninth course of this Italian wedding banquet.
by Cragganmore June 3, 2009
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Hawaiian Twist

Verb The art of giving a blow job while using your hand in a twisting motion at the same time.
Orgin- Eastern Hawaii
Becky gives the best Hawaiian Twist, once she starts there's no stopping.
by Big Mike and Q EAZY May 2, 2014
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hawaii

its like florida, but more beautiful and with less old people; a tropical paradise with kind people (although native hawaiians are a minority in their own land), beautiful scenary (oceans/rainforests/volcanoes), and great weather
by StatesDude April 3, 2004
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Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009
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Hawaiian Slut

One part 99 Bananas, one part Malibu Rum, topped of with sprite and cranberry juice.
"hey girl, make me a Hawaiian Slut"
by Shine on this January 1, 2017
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Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.
His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job
by Choad hag December 4, 2021
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flyin' hawaiin

The act of vomiting while, simultaneously, having violent diarrhea. Obviously, a projectile form of either or both components earns more respect.
Most commonly seen following heavy drinking or during life-threatening disease....
Fuck me, I thought Sean was just 'talking to the big white telephone' but he's gone and done the flyin' hawaiin!!
by Jules B December 31, 2005
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