I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

have somebody on

to persuade someone that something is true when it is not, usually as a joke

She thought whether he wanted to have somebody on or insane

by saelita April 12, 2017