Hanzsexual

To be gay but lie and say you have a girlfriend from another country

Friend 1: Yo did you see Sean’s girlfriend from England, she’s hot
Friend 2: Nah come on man, Sean is a total Hanzsexual

by Squirrelrebellion June 26, 2018

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

second hand sex

When two people are fucking either by a window or in a public location and the sex fluids manage to make their way onto an innocent by stander.

I was walking by and open window when jizz fell into my eye. I have become a victim of second hand sex.

by The Stapler October 27, 2008

hand sex

usein hands for sex fingerin ,hand jobs,etc.

me and jon were messin around last night and i gave him hand sex

by seth the gay January 8, 2008

lesbian hand sex

- n., A phenomenon that occurs on the hit ABC Lesbian show, Pretty Little Liars, a show which has been known to piss of straight guys due to the hotness of the said lesbians. Lesbian Hand sex or LHS is performed by two girls holding both of each others' hands and looking deeply into the eyes of one another. Please note that this may also be performed by a man and a woman, two men, or a woman, a man, and an alien.

I saw Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher having lesbian hand sex at the airport. It's amazing to see two famous women getting it on.

by PedroBadassio February 10, 2014

Hanosexual

An equal combination of Homosexual and Pansexual.

The attraction to the same sex, though open minded in relationships with the opposite sex.

"I though Anthony was Homosexual, but he's with Kay?"
"No, he's Hanosexual. He's Gay, but he'll date a female"

by Kayanthony January 15, 2009

handosexual

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

by the_natsci May 31, 2005