handball

The game that everyone seems to claim to have been beastly at when they were in Elementary School.

Alan: Damn, I remember in Elementary School, we used to play handball! I was a beast!

Mike: Damn, bro, so I was! I was the best! I would never sit on the bench!

by GymTyme December 27, 2010

Handball Yaroslav

a guy who is constantly swearing whenever he dies and is always lying/cheating when in game.

Daan : *kills Yaroslav*
Yaroslav : "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Daan : "BRUH THATS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Yaroslav : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT ****ING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone else : *pushes yaroslav to line*
Yarosalv : "YOU ALL ****ING CHEATERS"
Everyone else : ez gg lol noob

Handball yaroslav need glasses

by Dev_mega April 28, 2022

Handblaster

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

by the akademik July 7, 2005

Hardballs

taking a monster rip of a joint, blunt, or bong.

dude GO! hit it hardballs or no balls.

by theMandMfactor December 22, 2010

handball courts

a gathering point for wiggers and potheads in miller place near e-mart, despite its notoriety for being a common hang out spot many still continue to drink and smoke herb there, while playing handball.

"meet me at the handball courts, we'll grab a blunt at e-mart and go blaze in my car, then i'll school you at some handball bitch"

by jack carol December 12, 2005

Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.

Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.

by Jphandball December 13, 2014

handblasting

Another term used for describing a hand job. It tends to be more violent in terms and and is general referenced when trying to degrade someone. It can also be a general reference to giving someone a hand job without being violent or degrading.

1. Sarah was hand blasting Matt last night and made him bleed everywhere.

2.Julie was handblasting me last night and it felt so good.

by N-man November 26, 2007