hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012

hammertiming 

To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.

yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.

Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.

you down on hammertiming?

hammertiming by HAMMAHTIME February 21, 2013

hamnett 

a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type

Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!

hamnett by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

Kirk Hammet 

One kick ass guitarist. May not be the best, but hawaii may not be the best holiday spot either. Doesn't mean it doesn't kick ass though. Joined Metallica in 1983 after Dave Mustaine was kicked out. The least whiney and monkey-like of four members.

*awesome guitar noises* *wicked guitar noises*

Kirk Hammet by A guy called James May 21, 2005

Hemmetti 

A finnish word for hell. But it's a ''Light version'' from ''helvetti''. It's not so rude to say ''hemmetti''. Damn is a good way to replace ''hemmetti'' on a translation.

-Hemmetti, kadotin kynäni.
-Damn, I lost my pencil.

Hemmetti by Ville Dunno March 11, 2008

Hammertime

A "phenomenom" that MC Hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.

Hammertime by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Hamnett 

Alternative spelling of Hamnette (q.v.)

He tried many quack remedies to compensate for his Hamnett

Hamnett by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004