Humberto

King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.

Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.

by Flinger,king,monkey,fling,Nicaragua February 5, 2008

Hammertoe

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore

you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe

by Squant0 December 10, 2007

Humberto

A guy who like a girl name ruby but if he gets to ask her out she will say no

Humberto: Ruby want to go out with me

Ruby: NO sorry

Humberto: lol you thought

by Hellomydudez December 15, 2017

Humberto

(Noun)
A catfish who is an actual loser and is nothing more than a two-faced liar.

Becky: God, he is such an humberto!
Amy: I know! Ugh!

by nuglet March 9, 2017

Humberto

And crazy cat Mann that has 2 cats and a dog

Humberto aka bob the builder

by Gkkfkfkjc November 19, 2018

hammertoe

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.

Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.

by Chux December 9, 2003

hammertop

The act of hitting an individual over the head with a pinky-down vertical clenched fist-- excessive hammertopping may lead to feelings of homsexuality and/or blindness. (verb)

I hammertopped Larry Dowdy, causing him temporary blindness.

by no one1 October 14, 2007