hossification

To become a hoss, specifically, to occupy more space as one becomes older. Characterized by a general thickening and/or shortening of the neck along with general physique ballooning. Accelerated by red meat, beer and too much maxing and relaxing. Hossification may be noticed at: high school reunions, family gatherings, annual meetings or any event that brings you into contact with people who you have not seen in awhile.

Note: Hossification does not necessarily entail merely getting fat

Dude did you see Doug at the bar? He has really hossified recently. Two more years and I'd say his hossification is complete.

by blessure grave February 25, 2010

homification

Coming to the conclusion that the same sex object of your desire must be gay/lesbian, simply because you wish it so. Famous examples include Jake Gyllenhall, Hugh Jackman and Olympic diving champ Alexandre Despatie.

Blaine: "I'm telling you, Alexandre Despatie is gay."

Rod: "Sorry, but he's totally straight. Why do you think he's gay?"

Blaine: "Cuz he's too hot to be straight and I need to believe I've got a chance in hell with him."

Rod: "Resorting to homification is just pathetic."

by cjp43 October 22, 2010

Fornification

To watch the ass of a streamer having sex after their first date.

I just finished my first fornification session tonight. His ass was hairy.

by NotGonnaSayStream June 29, 2019

Fornification

The act of wild drunken sex

We have had some drinks how about some Fornification.

by Edratreid June 21, 2014

fornification

to put the if in fornification as in to ask if they would like to do that

He asked her if she would like to fornification but she had an if to talk about that he would have to be willing to she did what he wanted.

by Mr. Make it Work July 11, 2010

fornification

To use intermarriage with the locals as a way of conquering them.

The Romans discovered early that instead of building fortifications to keep the locals out, it was easier and more interesting to use fornification to keep the locals in.

by Polybius the Cosmopolite January 18, 2011

cornification

-noun

1. Sexual intercourse between two unmarried partners where the male has a minimum unit length of eight inches.

2. A verbal or physical smack-down.

-Related forms
cornified, verb
cornifying, verb
cornifiable, adjective
cornifier, noun
cornifies, verb

Samantha, a trial lawyer, was left reeling from Nick's cornification skill set.

His huge ego was the reason for the cornification process.

by newmexicomtman June 16, 2010