hoeliosis

A spinal disease that's is contracted from popping your ass and boobs out for elongated periods of time.

Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?

Man 2: nah man why

Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies

by Putin it in your mom April 20, 2014

Hoelympics

Hoelympics is when 2 or more women compete for attention in public places, money or the same males affection

bitch i look way better than you he would want me more than you , bitch ima use this guy for everything he got , bitch i aint no hoe!"(random guy)" you both hoes try for the hoelympics!!!

by SomethingSinister;) September 3, 2015

Hoellowers

Female Followers on Instagram

Hoes that Follow every guy

Hoe+ Follower = Hoellowers

Hey T: You do got alot Hoellowers on Instagram!
T: what you mean ?

Hoes that follow you on Instagram

by UNIQUE JAY July 27, 2020

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 22, 2021

Hoeledex

Rolledex-style listing of female names, those of which like to put out

"What was that freaky chick's name from last weekend?" Hold up, let me check my Hoeledex right quick."

by The one known as Bob E. Lee December 1, 2003

Hoeligan

A female version of a hooligan. Usually identifiable by cheesy displays of Ed Hardy hats, belly button rings, tramp stamps and will most likely pick fights with other girls at parties or clubs for no reason. Removing articles of clothing while intoxicated (or claiming to be) in public is a popular occurence. You may also notice an un-naturally orange skin tone caused by excessive tanning bed use.

Those girls you invited to the party last night were such hoeligans!

by C. Castellan February 11, 2009