hiltzed

To be told to do something that is absolutely assbackwards
in order to appear to have an important job

Yesterday Mike got hiltzed into walking up hill with the all the tools, instead of driving the truck up, which was right next to him and wasn't being used, but the boss is always right

by Mike O'Shea November 2, 2007

Hilton Sisters

Like the Olsen Twins, but with even more crack, and even less credentials.

The only two people in the world who are more undeserving of their wealth than the Osbourne children are the Hilton Sisters.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 26, 2004

Hiltz Things

Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.

getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things

by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011

Hilton Head Island

A beach-front town that's way better than Myrtle Beach. Ask any Ohio resident and they'll tell you Hilton Head is the best summer resort town. However, Hilton Head is considered by some to be too snobby or too touristy (especially on the South end). Few people in Hilton Head speak with a Southern accent. Hilton Head's beaches are very clean and surrounded by woods and wildlife. There are also many private beaches and some great local places, like Planet Smoothie and The Diner.

There's not much else to do there besides the beach, pool, and nature areas, unless you want to do some shopping around town or in nearby Bluffton. And don't be surprised by the plantations when you visit; they're just gated communities, and many residents live in them.

"Oh, you're visiting Hilton Head? You must be from Ohio."
If you live near a private beach, you're probably on Hilton Head Island.
If you live on a plantation and it's not the 1800s, you're probably on Hilton Head Island.

by an island native March 18, 2011

Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.

I read Perez Hilton's gossip blog when I am bored.

by L0 September 10, 2008

Perez Hilton

A person who

-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,

"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."

"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "

(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.

"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton

Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.

by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009

Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.

Colin Farrell sued Perez Hilton for posting his sex tape on his website

by L0 July 14, 2008