by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021
Get the Hazelnuting mug.Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
by WemerVshon December 14, 2008
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The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013
Get the Hazelnut Surprise mug.When someone receives oral whilst on the toilet. Subsequently, they cum when they release their shit. Therefore causing a Hazelnut.
by BR-Boy77 November 25, 2020
Get the Hazelnut mug.The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the Joseph Hazelnut mug.A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..
Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023
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