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Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.

Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.

by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013

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