video handcuffs

Mostly used in combination with verbal handcuffs, when someone forces you to watch the latest YouTube video (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The person typically will come up behind you and hijack your own internet session and force you to sit there and watch, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out or were doing something else. Examples: no or subdued reaction to video, eyes shifting away from screen, looking at your watch, checking your phone. Video handcuffs can sometimes go on for minutes or hours as the first video can lead into an endless string of more videos.

See verbal handcuffs

Office Guy: You've got to see this video on I saw on YouTube!

Office Girl: (Stares blankly)

Office Guy: James Gandolfini roughs up this fan! It's crazy!

Office Girl: Uh-huh.

Office Guy: Oh man, that was messed up, wasn't it? Hey, did you see the one when that weather dude yells at Carol Costello?

Office Girl: (Thinks fuck me, video handcuffs)

by tankapotomus February 25, 2010

Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.

Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!

by theoneandonlykevar March 16, 2016

Smokey Handcuffs

When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.

"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"

by MC sticky rice March 4, 2017

polish handcuffs

Double fisting a girl. One fist in the pussy and one fist in the ass.

"Jessica is so loose I was able to give her the polish handcuffs last night"

by Adam a.k.a. Wojo October 16, 2008

mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

by mongolian champion October 8, 2010

Chinese Handcuffs

Chinese Handcuffs are a restraining device that consists of interlocking bands of material that tighten when his fingers are inserted into both ends and the wearer tries to pull his fingers out.

One of the cadets tied the hands of two others behind their backs and then stuck their dicks in the opposite ends of Chinese Handcuffs. When they tried to pull their cocks out, the cuffs tightened and made them harder - they tried and tried, but the cuffs stayed on until each guy had a slippery cumgasm and then the cuffs came off.

by USAF Cadet July 14, 2021

Chinese handcuffs

When an ucircumcised guy pulls his forskin over the head of the penis of a circumcised to induce pleasure.

I gave chinese handcuffs to this trick I brought home last night and he loved it. He said he'd never been with an uncircumcised guy before.

by PDXPACO July 14, 2009