ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

by chaos is control May 29, 2015

Ham Sandwich

Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.

If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"

by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005

ham sandwich

Two men, one woman. Do you need a picture?

Fancy a ham sandwich love

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003

ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R January 20, 2009

Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8

I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003

ham sandwich

When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!

I stubbed my toe, REALLY HARD..... "OH HAM SANDWICH!!!!!!"

by tea kettle combat September 13, 2008

Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.

Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.

by Lonestar Comet June 13, 2008