haggard

something that makes you feel like shit or think of feeling like shit, also something that sucks and something that makes you to shoot out puke like the exercist

woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!

by my nigga scar face July 26, 2006

Haggard

Being energetic and having the ability to make others happy.

John is so haggard and it's addicting.

by BrandonBAwesome June 30, 2011

Haggard

the state of drunkenness when one tends to slur his or her words, make bad decisions, start fights, etc. could be substituted for wasted, hammered, or blacked out.

John: "Are you drinking before the party?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."

Later the night...

John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"

by Get Hag December 1, 2010

Haggard

Slave from Roman ancient times who used to milk horses for their sperm.

The haggard had just finished his session with the horse.

The haggards obtained a larger quantity of sperm this week.

I can't wait to become a haggard, I heard the pay isn't too shabby.

by londonbr1dge August 18, 2023

Haggard

Probably a she. Getting on a bit. Breathe stank from dehydration but the smoke keeps her going. A vile creature you can't help but love, despite her past her used by date.

I feel well haggard

by BigTeddyTao December 25, 2024

Haggard's Law

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.

Haggard's Law, Ted Haggard, Roy Ashburn, Priests from that Vatican Scandel

by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010

Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.

Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.

by swag777 October 13, 2015