Haden

A crippled square who everyone hates. They tend to be obsessed with sex but will never experience it. Their mothers are also whores.

Haden: I did your mom!

Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.

Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.

Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.

by Josh Chandran November 9, 2022

Zoe h and Haden k

Typically one of those relationships where it may seem odd and misplaced but in reality is perfectly fitting. Some would say

Damn did you see Zoe h and Haden k man they are goals!!

by Rosco4575 January 7, 2022

Haden

Haden is super dumb, very short like 4’9 on a good day. Haden is SPED and has a huge crush on Nevaeh Blair. He looks like a walking tin can and needs a wheelchair

“Haden looks like my big toe, and he’s so short.”

by jjjsjjsjsjsjsjs May 23, 2025

Haden

a name used to describe someone who is an absolute fucktard who doesnt know shit and sucks at playing elliott

Bro you are such a haden

by kiyogotcheerios May 25, 2025