Guyrony

The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.

Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!

by Jadd513 May 13, 2013

Gaycob Saggytit

A person who is not talented at something they think they are. A pretentious person who gets motivated by people who believe and support him/her because they think he/she's fairly good at it, and continues to do their so called "talent".

Person 1: Ew, is he a Gaycob Saggytit?
Person 2: Oh my god, it's making me cringe real hard.

by squirmingworm August 13, 2016

missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

by Rozaaay February 21, 2014

Guyton

Idk... some dude with a big dick

Guyton destroyed my cooter last night.

by Hogman the Intruder December 24, 2016

guycon

A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.

"OMG Jennifer! Look, it's Brad Pitt! I love his hot body! He's such a guycon!"

by strykerhorse July 13, 2009

Guyolation

pronounced: guy-o-lation

1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.

Joey committed a guyolation when he blew off the game to go to the opera.

It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.

by PA Burbs Guy March 27, 2008

guacobama

Guacobama is a signature dish Barack Obama and Guacomole. Mostly served in the US, it is only good if you have obamas face as the design for the mascot.

To celetebrate 4th of July, I will be served guacobama as my side dish.

by Ellie Gardner July 1, 2016