Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010

grope 'n go

the process in which a person gropes the opposite sex while quickly walking past them

when that drunk guy grabs a feel on an unsuspecting girl while walking by

kinda like a hit n run

Kyrie was a victim of a grope 'n go last night. That random guy brushed by her and caught a handful, and he liked it.

by the first clue September 13, 2010

Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.

Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

Gelp-Gorp

An inanimate pair of words that are used as filler words or words to describe something. Can also be used on it's own as a single statement, used subjectively. Can also be used singularly as either Gelp or just Gorp.

Also can be Gelped/Gorped / Gelping/Gorping

Created by a moron, for morons.

Gelp-Gorp.

Can you please gelp gorp the gelp gorp.

Gelping gelp gorp Randy.

by thdude21619 October 2, 2014

gorpy

Overly thick and gooey, specifically when used to describe something that can be spread, like icing, frosting, peanut-butter and jelly, cream.

The icing on the cake was really gorpy. There was more icing than cake.
The surface of that oil painting looks really gorpy. The paint is dripping off of it.

by willazvi August 22, 2009

Gropecunt Lane

A lane where cunts are groped. (See Horselydown Road)

Prithee sire, wouldst thou direct this ne'er do well to Gropecunt Lane?

by Two Wallets Brown August 30, 2006

Gropecunt Lane

A street where prostitutes ply their trade, derived from its original useage as a common Medieval street name.

In the Middle Ages it was not uncommon for an English street name to reflect it's function or economic activity, for example Butchers Lane or Silver Street.

Gropecunt Lane was often located in the busiest part of Medieval Cities. During the 15th and 16th centuries these streets had their names changed as prostitution became outlawed and the word "cunt" came to be viewed as an offensive expletive.

The last recorded use of Gropecunt Lane as a street name was in 1588 in Newcastle.

"Hey man..my balls are itching!"
"I told you to stay away from Gropecunt Lane"

"I drank too much last night and ended up having my dick sucked in Gropecunt Lane"

by completehouse May 9, 2010