globbering

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.

Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.

by Kenbrig December 6, 2018

Crotch Grabber

A TSA employee.

Went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.

by VegasVince December 3, 2010

Purse Grabber

A white woman who grabs her purse when she sees ANY minority person approaching.

John McCain's wife looks like a "purse grabber" to me.

by GayleLynette January 18, 2009

gobber

someone who argues an arbitrary point and refuses to end the argument regardless of evidence provided or outcome.

Bob is a "gobber" because he likes to argue with cindy even though she raised some compelling points in her argument.

by sourcec0de February 20, 2014

Seat Grabber

When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.

Person 1: That shit was huge!

Person 2: Seat Grabber?

Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?

by cuffua8 January 9, 2013

Gun Grabber

Eric Holder, attorney general under the Unconstitutional Obama Administration.

That gun grabber Eric Holder is at it again. Maybe he'll come to my house when there's a break in.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

Globberfit

Describes a fat person

You're a globberfit

by BigWillly January 1, 2017