Groat

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 13, 2020

groad

Noun: a term used by cool Australian palaeontologists for unidentifiable shards of fossils.

Verb: the act of turning a nice fossil into unidentifiable shards through poor excavation technique.

"Nah, no good fossils here, all I'm finding are a bunch of groads."

"It was a perfect Thylacoleo skull before he groaded it with a trowel."

by aussiepalaeo December 26, 2020

Groan

Collective noun for a group of dads.

It was conceived by a group of punny dads who insisted there needs to be a worthy and representative collective noun for this subsection of society.

A groan of dads was seen attending the weekend’s little league game

by defecta February 19, 2020

Groass

Extremely gross.

Person 1: What do you think of Billy?
Person 2: Ew, are you serious? He is so groass.

by modernxlove June 23, 2009

groaner

A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance.

I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet.

by Spammerman August 16, 2006

groady

gross, but more than gross. see raunchy, or granger

man, that girl just sneezed all over herself...that's groady!

by PC April 10, 2003

groaning

sounds that come from people that are having sex, moaning and groaning are really simalar.

Tom was groaning so loud when Cristi yanked his dick hard.

by lukalover1234 November 10, 2017