Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018

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Hansel and Gretel

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.

I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.

by WarrenGold August 29, 2018

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Gretel

Some small annoying girl that accuses people of soliciting prostitution and calls them cramps.

Gretel: idk u just seem like u buy protitutes
John: WHAT?! that's not better
Gretel: It's better than being a cramp

by Fluffy4evah October 3, 2011

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Grettel is a very goofy & intelligent gorgeous person, The sun reflecting her eyes will have you mesmerized you can't keep your eyes off her. Her bouncy hair & the aroma off of it is floral. She is the definition of loyalty, She is perfect in relationships, Loves food "Alot", & Very supportive Who ever meets her is lucky.

Boy 1 - Is that grettel?
Boy 2 - Yeah, She is the one I was talking about her eyes are very wonderful they change color.
Boy 1 - She is curvy too.
Boy 2 - hell yeah she is.
Boy 1 - Damn you're lucky.

by CurlyGirl0 November 5, 2021

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Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.

"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"

by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011

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