Skip to main content

Asian Grades

A-acceptable

B-No dinner

C- Don't go home

D-Find a new family
Asian grades = me getting a c and not going home
by qwertyuiop killer November 28, 2013
mugGet the Asian Grades mug.

Wanking grades

Wanking grades

20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.
Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18

Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack
by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009
mugGet the Wanking grades mug.

gardesh

A word invented by an insane 43 year old ex meth addict having no specific meaning other than a noun or an adjective describing an items grandeur.
Wow, that meal was the gardesh.

Go fetch me the gardesh.
by Nukka Mordde August 9, 2014
mugGet the gardesh mug.

Bad Grades

Something you get in school, makes you feel like shit and can even make someone commit suicide. Really Bad, don’t get bad grades
He got bad grades and he was depressed and killed himself so sad.
by SecondClassBsian June 24, 2022
mugGet the Bad Grades mug.

Graesha

A badass b who doesn’t care about anyone. She’s chill and nice and funny and she knows how to dance. Everyone wants a Graesha at their party. She surrounds herself by friends and she is fun to hang around. She’s good at hding her feelings and is energetic and happy all the time.
Guy 1: “who’s dancing over there?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know, but she’s good at it.”
Guy 3: “ her name is probably graesha.”
by saltyespepperno June 5, 2019
mugGet the Graesha mug.

Gradesetter

A Surveyor who specializes in setting and maintaining horizontal and vertical control on earth moving projects.
Jan is the Gradesetter on this spread.
by SuraScent October 12, 2009
mugGet the Gradesetter mug.

grades

A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach
Example A: (Gets straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)
by SweetieJew May 13, 2017
mugGet the grades mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email