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tom gordon

1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
by shrecker March 31, 2008
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dylan gordon

A holy vape goddess whom'st've rips obese clouds
Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...
by Dylan Gordon May 16, 2018
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005
by mysteriouskin May 9, 2009
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Godtina

Is the Praising name for American singer Christina Aguilera. For having 4 octaves of vocal range, being able to sing many genres from Pop to R&B, from Latin to Rock, from Soul to Jazz. Also this girl has been praised by legends such as: Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Marilyn Manson, Patti Labelle, Herbie Hancock, Tony Bennett, Andrea Bocelli and so on.
Xtina’s Prayer

Oh Prima Donna “Godtina” who rules the world

Hallowed by thy name

Your Kingdom comes to earth as is it in heaven

Gives each day your amazing music

And forgive if we like other artists as well,

But you are our favorite one

And lead us not into shit music

But deliver us from pre-fabricated, autotuned, play-back “artists”

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. forever and ever. Amen

This is The "GODTINA Prayer"
by GODTINATION July 24, 2011
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Gordon Ramsay

A spicy boi who is also a "first class cunt" who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is
Can someone tell Gordon Ramsay where the lamb sauce is?
by Kovthekat January 18, 2017
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Gordon College

A small expensive Christian liberal arts college located north of Boston composed mainly of preppy rich white Christian females who competitively pursue the small population of strange bearded male Christian hipsters, lax bros,
Dude I met this girl from Gordon college yesterday and she told me Jesus loved me!
by Gordon Girl August 14, 2011
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goldtop

Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
by Olof Carmody June 9, 2008
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