1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.
2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.
3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.
3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.
Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!
Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.
Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!
Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
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One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.
Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."
-From "Brick", 2005
-From "Brick", 2005
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Xtina’s Prayer
Oh Prima Donna “Godtina” who rules the world
Hallowed by thy name
Your Kingdom comes to earth as is it in heaven
Gives each day your amazing music
And forgive if we like other artists as well,
But you are our favorite one
And lead us not into shit music
But deliver us from pre-fabricated, autotuned, play-back “artists”
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. forever and ever. Amen
This is The "GODTINA Prayer"
Oh Prima Donna “Godtina” who rules the world
Hallowed by thy name
Your Kingdom comes to earth as is it in heaven
Gives each day your amazing music
And forgive if we like other artists as well,
But you are our favorite one
And lead us not into shit music
But deliver us from pre-fabricated, autotuned, play-back “artists”
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. forever and ever. Amen
This is The "GODTINA Prayer"
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Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
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Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can
Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
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