Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.
by Paul Ziegler February 27, 2008
To cheat at the game of Jenga. Specifically by changing your chosen peice after attempting to remove it from the stack
by The P Train April 15, 2014
by bubbablue May 4, 2009
He was big, he was GORDO.
by Garry whintorpe October 25, 2019
A gordo is a really long penis. 13+ inch is a gordo. Calling someone a gordo is a compliment, unless they are a girl. In which case, you are saying they have very long nipples.
by LukeNelson69 January 4, 2020
A person, usually a male who showers himself in an ecstacy of technology. The person needs the latest technology and would sacrifice a first-born child to obtain first generations of any new devices. Money, relationships and basic human needs do not come between Gordo and technology.
"Hank is being such a Gordo going to Wal-Mart to wait in line in the rain overnight for that new gaming system."
"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"
"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"
by focuspoint March 15, 2007
A brand name of a cask white wine of the Moselle variety. It comes in 4L and 10L casks and is usually only consumed by total piss-heads. It tastes like piss.
by soozee71 January 10, 2012