gormless

Brainless. Lacking in intelligence.

My brother in-law is a gormless twit.

by fred-of-fred November 23, 2004

Gordie

A person who thrives on excitement and adventure and does not shy away from a challenge, very lucky with personal aspects of life. But when alcohol is consumed tends to head but people and dance moronically.

Man he's such a gordie!

by 2_Timer December 2, 2015

gordie howe hat trick

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.

"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."

by dbros December 29, 2006

Van Gorder

the best looking in any given group or gathering.

Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.

by Matthew Van Gorder May 9, 2008

girdle of gunts

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.

I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.

by M January 18, 2004

godless

one who stands alone and fears no evil because he knows he's the baddest motherfucker in the valley.

"That dude is a cold character"
"Yeah, he godless"

by mazdafarian November 14, 2009

Godlessly

Term used by people who don't believe in god to replace godly.

Describes an amazing feat without invoking religion.

Also can be used to describe someone with god like prowess in a certain skill, except for non believers.

"That headshot was godly."

"Dude, wait, shouldn't you use godlessly because you're an atheist?

"Oh yeah..."

by The Bigot February 22, 2009