2 definitions by mazdafarian

one who stands alone and fears no evil because he knows he's the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
"That dude is a cold character"
"Yeah, he godless"
by mazdafarian November 14, 2009
Refers to use of the left hand while masterbating. Most males predominately use their right hand to "beat the bishop", hence the term "religious right". The earliest known example of this "switch-hit" is found in Bible chapter favorite Dudeurontome.
"Man, I'm tired of getting jerked-off by the religious right!"

"Then use your godless left and stop whining."
by mazdafarian November 17, 2009